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A Bowl, a candle, & a solid perfume walk into a bar....

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A Bowl, a candle, & a solid perfume walk into a bar....

What's new in the lab, how to trap a worried Asian cartoon charactor, and where to shop!

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But I Have Victory Rolls!!!!!

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But I Have Victory Rolls!!!!!

Picture this.... A sweet grandma pushing her 2 minuscule sized fur babies and a very unhappy cat in a stroller through the Nettelhorst French Market in Boystown, Chicago. She looks like she stepped out of a Land's End catalog in her white cropped pants embroidered with palm trees, a very breezy pastel collared shirt, and her feet adorned with loafers. Her rounded plump shoulders were draped with a white shawl. Her hair was recently set, however, she failed to fix the bedhead bald spot before she left the house that day and her nails were meticulously french manicured (how fitting). She looked...

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Why We Don't Have A Dog Shampoo.....Yet

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Why We Don't Have A Dog Shampoo.....Yet

I told myself I wouldn't do it ever again. I swore to it in front of family and friends. I won't lie; I feel like a failure for not sticking to my guns. I bloody buckled and got us a dog. Ok. He's not just a dog; he's a smoochy poochy!!!!   Meet Wagner Sudsalot! One look into those sweet brown eyes and my heart melted. I swear, he's the only one that likes me in this house. Wanger has inspired an accute desire to provide the very best because he just might appreciate it. While strolling through the aisles...

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We Have BIG Plans!

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We Have BIG Plans!

Check out our calendar of events and Ruthie's plan to soil even more minds during the 2017 year!

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Deranged Experimenter At Work

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Deranged Experimenter At Work

Ruthie-lou Who is cooking up some more WTF soap making moments. This time with liquid soap. This could be bad.

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