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Are you feelin' masturbated?

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Are you feelin' masturbated?

As some of you may know, last week the Mars Candy Co. was trying to tell me something. I think Mars Candy Co. is trying to tell me something. That being said, today the song “Come out and Play” by Greenday Offspring just magically (I may or may not have been consuming my favorite adult beverage) popped into my head. However, I could not remember all the words - no surprise to those close to me intoxicated or not. To remedy the situation of me not having a long-term or short-term memory for anything;  I did what I do best and made...

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