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Celebration in Wayland, MI

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Celebration in Wayland, MI

Mr & Mrs Sudsalot travel to Wayland, Michigan to soil some minds & come home with surprising observations.

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Public Service Announcment

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Public Service Announcment

This week I partook in 2 events to hawk Jackass Charm Soap at. One being a motorcycle fundraising event and the other being a cruise night. At the Woodstock Harley Davidson Rock the House for MS event I learned: How to categorize a whore. For instance, there is the ugly whore, skanky whore, droopy whore, and my personal favorite smart whore. One can receive Goat Mail. Yes, this is a real thing! www.YouGoatMail.com German's love red lipstick. Spanx absorb both crack & boob sweat.  At the cruise night I learned: Some guy is REALLY proud of his Dodge Neon. Bike...

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Save the Date!

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Save the Date!

Ruthie took the plunge and signed up for her very first vendor booth space at Long Grove, IL's VINTAGE DAYS August 20 & 21, 2016!!! Stop by and fondle her goods. Feel free to sniff them too. Better yet, purchase it to fondle and sniff in the privacy of your own home.

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Redemption!

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Redemption!

The story of how a bunch of bush went from fucked to nailed. It's not what you think. Get out of the bloody gutter! Smh. Wallower.

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Are you feelin' masturbated?

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Are you feelin' masturbated?

As some of you may know, last week the Mars Candy Co. was trying to tell me something. I think Mars Candy Co. is trying to tell me something. That being said, today the song “Come out and Play” by Greenday Offspring just magically (I may or may not have been consuming my favorite adult beverage) popped into my head. However, I could not remember all the words - no surprise to those close to me intoxicated or not. To remedy the situation of me not having a long-term or short-term memory for anything;  I did what I do best and made...

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