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Valerie Deegan-Johnson A.R.S.E. Cream Back Door Big Latch On Jackass Charm Soap Randolph Market West Loop Chicago

Irreparable Filter

They say "Market to whom you want to do business with". I sure didn't foresee this type of business!

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Suckers!

Valerie Deegan-Johnson Greenwood Illinois Jackass Charm Soap Menards No Shirt No Shoes No Service Sandwich Sangwich The General Store Woodstock World's Best Coffee

Suckers!

Just don't know how Ruthie did it, but she was able to find a store brave enough to carry Jackass Charm Soap!!!!!! Now you don't have to wait for the next PopUp shop to fondle, sniff, read, giggle, and buy your favorite Jackass Charm product!  Just drive waaaaaaay up north to Greenwood's General Store anytime you wish! By the way, we heard they have the World's Best Coffee, some pretty damn good ice cream, and incredibly skilled sangwich makers. BUT....if you want any of these goods you must be donning your shirt and shoes. (Damn our videos are almost at...

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Celebration in Wayland, MI

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Celebration in Wayland, MI

Mr & Mrs Sudsalot travel to Wayland, Michigan to soil some minds & come home with surprising observations.

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Public Service Announcment

Valerie Deegan-Johnson Harley Davidson Jackass Charm Soap Leathers 4U II Spanx You Goat Mail

Public Service Announcment

This week I partook in 2 events to hawk Jackass Charm Soap at. One being a motorcycle fundraising event and the other being a cruise night. At the Woodstock Harley Davidson Rock the House for MS event I learned: How to categorize a whore. For instance, there is the ugly whore, skanky whore, droopy whore, and my personal favorite smart whore. One can receive Goat Mail. Yes, this is a real thing! www.YouGoatMail.com German's love red lipstick. Spanx absorb both crack & boob sweat.  At the cruise night I learned: Some guy is REALLY proud of his Dodge Neon. Bike...

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Save the Date!

Valerie Deegan-Johnson Long Grove Vintage Days

Save the Date!

Ruthie took the plunge and signed up for her very first vendor booth space at Long Grove, IL's VINTAGE DAYS August 20 & 21, 2016!!! Stop by and fondle her goods. Feel free to sniff them too. Better yet, purchase it to fondle and sniff in the privacy of your own home.

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