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As some of you may know, last week the Mars Candy Co. was trying to tell me something. I think Mars Candy Co. is trying to tell me something. That being said, today the song “Come out and Play” by Greenday Offspring just magically (I may or may not have been consuming my favorite adult beverage) popped into my head. However, I could not remember all the words - no surprise to those close to me intoxicated or not. To remedy the situation of me not having a long-term or short-term memory for anything;  I did what I do best and made...

Dergan the Jackass How did our Jackass get the name Dergan? I'm going to get a little serious for a moment. When our son was just a wee one I thought it would be a great idea for him to learn "man-ly" things through cub scouts. I enrolled him (he was not thrilled). I eagerly anticipated the first den meeting (he did not). We show up to said den meeting just as the den mothers were performing roll call.  A Connor name was called, but they said a different last name. They called it again. Not a single parent or child claimed...