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Ass Bombs

$ 6.00

Jackass Charm's response to bath bombs equals Ass Bombs! These not-your-everyday bombs are HUGE! They soften your water and add aromatherapy to your bath.

Directions

For your safety, please follow carefully: Fill bathtub with water warm enough for your body to tolerate for at least 20 continuous minutes (don't forget about 'efin water displacement!!!!! Don't be a Ruthie and fill the bloody bathtub with water that is too hot and too deep. Be a Goldie Locks and make it just right). Drop your Ass Bomb into your just-right water. Allow yourself 5 of the 20 continuous minutes to actually relax and turn your brain off. For this to work, you must be in the water...along with your Ass Bomb.

Don’t fall asleep and drown!

NOTE: If you were to, let's say, share your Ass Bomb with a friend, keep in mind that water displacement calculations are a high priority --- the amount of time spent in the tub without a warmer* is significantly decreased. 

*Warmer - to open drain in bathtub to remove cold water while simultaneously running the tap to add really hot water that results in a comfortable enough to sit in for 15 more minutes bath.

Ingredients: Sodium Bicarbonate (Baking Soda), Citric Acid, Castor Oil.

Essential Oils & Colors used are:

  • Bitch Remover: Pink Grapefruit, Ylang Ylang, & Black Pepper Essential Oils, and Rose Clay.

  • L'arrogance: Bay Leaf, Orange, Himalayan Cedarwood Essential Oils, and Rosehip powder.

  • Numbnutz: Blood Orange & Ginger Essential Oils, & Tumeric Powder.

  • Sockdolager: Rosemary & Peppermint Essential Oils, & Indigo Powder.

  • Spa Bunny: Clary Sage, Lavender, Petigrain, & Basil Essential Oils, & Pink Himalayan Sea Salt.

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