Assuageinator (eczema sootheinator)
Eczema is irritating as hell. We concocted this “inator” to temporarily soothe your itchy, oozy, crusty, irritated skin. It may or may not work on you, but hell! It smells great!
Directions: Use sparingly; a little goes a long way! Apply just enough Assugeinator to affected areas. Massage in to allow skin to absorb it. Reapply at your digression. If condition worsens, consult your physician.
Recommendation: This butter contains humectants (oils that absorb or help retain moisture). Since excess heat and moisture exasperate eczema, avoid using during hot and humid days.
Caution: This jar is equipped with a self destruction mode. To activate, simply hold jar over hard surface and let go of jar.
Ingredients: Shea Butter, Coconut Oil, Hemp Seed Oil, Castor Oil, & Vitamin E. Essential Oils of: Patchouli, Rose Absolute, & Lavender.
* Since there are no preservatives this product does have an expiration date. Don't let it sit on a shelf to collect dust because you like the jar. Use the shit before it goes rancid.
EMAIL OR CALL FOR WHOLESALE PRICING.