Shut Up Liver You're Fine Rocks Glass Candle
These 12.5-ounce rocks glasses have been temporarily transformed into a candle for your olfactory pleasure. The potty-mouthed sayings have been etched into the glass then hand-painted for long-lasting viewing pleasure making them dishwasher safe.
The Coconut Wax candles are:
- Phthalates Free
- Vegan
- Palm Free
- Paraffin Free
- Hand etched, painted, poured in Woodstock, IL
Directions: Don't burn your fucking house down. Once candle no longer stays lit, remove all wax, wash & dry. Proceed to fill your clean glass with your favorite adult beverage. Enjoy the glass until butterfingers breaks it.
SCENTS
Master de Bater:
Top; Jasmine Sambac, Italian Bergamot; Heliotrope
Middle; Vanilla Bourbon, Cigar Parlor, Amber Crystal
Bottom; Cedre Woods, Burgundy Reserve, Textured Musk
Bad Decisions:
Top; Cider Brandy, Spiked Amber, Clove Bud
Middle; Tupelo Honey, Jazzberry, English Whiskey
Bottom; Tobacco Flower, French Oak, Wine Cask
I Need A Fucking Vacation:
Top Notes; orange, coconut, bergamot, pineapple, lime, grapefruit, lemon
Mid Notes; island air, cyclamen, lily, jasmine, kumquat
Base Notes; palm leaves, vanilla bean, sandalwood, musk
Sweet Buttered Titties:
Top Notes; Hot Buttered Rum Accord, Tangerine Zest, Tangelo
Mid Notes; Rich Brown Sugar Accord, Butter, Bourbon Vanilla
Base Notes; Opopanax, Vanilla Resin, Creamy Benzoin, Toffee
Balls Deep:
Smells like freshly washed tea bagging aka a melody of sweet melon and crisp cucumber accented by hints of orange slices, violet petals, and fresh lily.
Today Sucks Donkey Dick:
Contains strong top notes of juicy lime and sugar; balanced with mint leaves and the tang of rum
There Goes My Fucking Diet:
Top Notes: almond, coconut, cherry
Mid Notes: strawberry, maple sugar, butter rum
Base Notes: vanilla cake, maple sugar, butter
S.R.S (Sperm Retention Syndrome):
Top: Black Myrrh, Dessert Brandy, Pure Cane Sugar
Middle: Blanc Wine, French Cognac, Rosewood Noir
Bottom: Spiced Tabac, Guaiacwood, Dark Frankincense