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Happy Camper

$ 8.00

Tent, air-mattress, pillows, blankets, propane stove , chairs, blender for mixed drinks, electric fan, phone charger, son's DS: check! Moving outdoors for a few days? Ensure your happy camper status by offending the sniffers of flying, biting bastards and setting new boundaries between humans and insects. When you leave the showers in your man-dals those biting bastards will make way respectfully for the happiest of campers, YOU!

Ingredients: Olive Oil, Avocado Oil, Coconut Oil, Distilled Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Castor Oil, Goat Milk, Beeswax, & Neem Oil. Essential Oils: Lavender, Citronella, & Peppermint.

*Colors and patters may vary.

**No camping equipment was harmed during the making of this video.

***Common sense tells me not to use dark naturally colored soaps with light colored washcloths or to allow the soap to sit in standing water. You should use this same thought process. 

****Even though this smells like an insect repelent it is a wash off product.

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