What the hell is so wrong about being better than others? Honestly, it's a service to the community. Go ahead and proudly sit your Hoity Toity Jackass self down and allow your public to behold your awesomeness. Better yet - help make the world a better place and give the gift of Hoity Toity-ness to someone that's just not as awesome as you!
Ingredients: Olive Oil, Distilled Water, Coconut Oil, Apricot Kernel Oil, Sodium Hydroxide, Castor Oil Madder Root infused Almond Oil, & Alkanet Root infused Almond Oil. Essential Oils: Lavender & Lemon.
*Colors and patterns may vary.
** Yes, that is Ruthie's shoe. No, you cannot try it on.
***Common sense tells me not to use dark naturally colored soaps with light colored washcloths or to allow the soap to sit in standing water. You should use this same thought process.