Bitch Box
$ 25.00
Eliciting enlightenment for bitches disguised as a gift box!
We like to think we are making the world a happier place one bitch at a time. The Bitch Box includes:
(1) 8oz bar of Bitch Remover soap, (1) 2oz jar of Bitch Butter, (1) 8.75oz Bitchy Ass Bomb, & 1 pad of paper to write your bitches down for later enlightenment of just how much of a bitch you really can be, but we won't judge you*.
~ If out of stock, there is a 3 day turnaround time from date order is placed to shipment. It's worth the wait because we hand-make the boxes in house.~
* But let's judge Ruthie, shall we?
Bitch #1 - Who in gay hell would leave those beautiful decanters empty?!!!!! Seriously.
Bitch #2 - There is not a Champaign (or sparkling wine) bottle anywhere in this photo, so why are there cheap champagne glasses in the background?
Bicth #3 - Why can't Ruthie spell?
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