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You made eye contact AND smiled at the homeless person you walked past drinking your hot coffee this morning. You refrained from smacking the shit out of the little brat kicking you while standing in line at the grocery store. To top it off, you dropped your spare change in the Salvation Army bucket, once. Congratulations! You are almost a decent human being. To keep you on the right track, you are being rewarded by being placed on Santa's “Nice List” only if you promise to step it up a notch next year.

Ingredients: Olive Oil, Distilled Water, Coconut Oil, Avocado Oil, Sodium Hydroxide, Apricot Kernel Oil, Shea Butter, & Castor Oil. Essential Oils of: Orange & Cinnamon Bark.

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