You'll fall tits over dick for us!
Cart 0

There's Somethin' Brewing Toilet Elixir

$ 12.99

Finally, you can take a sh*t without smelling like sh*t...or flowers.

There’s somethin’ special about the bond between a Grandfather and their grandchildren. From coffee to pipe tobacco, this dude’s musk had been expertly crafted from years of bad-assery. When he spoke; you listened as if he were ancient living history. With Turdcules’ There’s Somethin’ Brewing Toilet Elixir, you’ll travel back to simpler times when morning coffee, a morning smoke and morning movement were the best way to start the day.


  • Turdcules There's Somethin' Brewing Toilet Elixir
  • Smells like Wisdom & Grandpa's Stories
  • Really smells like coffee beans, Cuban cigar leaves and cherry pipe tobacco
  • 100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
  • Proudly Made in the USA

Turdcules Toilet Elixir Instructions

            Share this Product

            More from this collection