Turdpedo Toilet Elixir
Finally, you can take a sh*t without smelling like sh*t...or flowers.
When it comes to delivering a destructively potent payload, we, men, remain steadfast to our doodie. We stand ready to detonate a calamitous cacophony which sleeps silently within the steel-belly of our floating fortress. With the push of a button, we summon rains of molten metal, fire, and water. With Turdcules’ Turdpedo Toilet Elixir, you’ll sit proudly at your battle station surrounded by the sweet smells of Sunburns and Victory.
- Turdcules' Turdpedo Toilet Elixir
- Smells like Sunburns & Victory
- Really smells like grapefruit, lime, motor oil, and explosions
- 100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
- Proudly Made in the USA