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A.R.S.E. Cream

$ 8.00

Please don’t mistake this for a back door entry remedy. It is a diaper rash ointment. Sitting in one’s defecation wreaks havoc on sensitive tushie skin. This cream is absorbent and healing; perfect for your bouncing baby’s bottom.

Directions: Apply an adequate amount of ARSE Cream to clean, dry baby tushie with a clean, dry applicator. If condition worsens after 3 days, consult physician.

Recommendation: For use on infants 3 months and older. Change your offspring’s saggy, soiled britches often.

Ingredients: Raw Shea Butter, Coconut Oil, Beeswax, White Kaolin Clay, Vegetable Glycerin, Vitamin E & Jojoba Oil. Essential Oils of: Lavender & Roman Chamomile.

* Since there are no preservatives this product does have an expiration date. Don't let it sit on a shelf to collect dust because you like the jar. Use the shit before it goes rancid.



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