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C.O.A.L. - Cleavage Obsessed Asshole Locator

$ 8.00

Cleavage Obsessed Asshole Locator

To use C.O.A.L. simply wave bar in front of suspected cleavage obsessed asshole. If bar starts glowing and vibrating you have officially located yourself a C.O.A. If nothing happens, you most likely have happened across a cleavage obsessed person or just a plain ol’asshole.

All jokes aside, this is a charcoal soap, hence the name C.O.A.L. It smells amazing, has exfoliating qualities, and it's lather is luxurious. It doesn't glow or vibrate. If you really believed that, we have some land in Florida we can sell you.

Ingredients: Olive Oil, Distilled Water, Coconut Oil, Avocado Oil, Sodium Hydroxide, & Castor Oil.

Essential Oils of: Frankincense, Fir, Himalayan Cedarwood, & Amber.

*Colors & patterns may vary.

**Common sense tells me not to use dark naturally colored soaps with light colored washcloths or to allow the soap to sit in standing water. You should use this same thought process. 



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