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You demand so much of Joe. Poor Joe has to wake your sorry butt up everyday & help alter your personality from unbearable to tolerable with very little assistance from you. Joe helps you make decisions, cures your hangovers & is your mid-day pick up. You experience withdrawal symptoms after just one day without Joe. So, we have decided to capitalize on your codependency of Joe with this coffee soap for your obvious addiction and serious codependency issues.

Ingredients: Olive Oil, Fresh Brewed Coffee, Coconut Oil, Almond Oil, Avocado Oil, Castor Oil, Buttermilk, Sodium Hydroxide, Coffee Grounds & Cocoa Powder.

*Common sense tells me not to use dark naturally colored soaps with light colored washcloths or to allow the soap to sit in standing water. You should use this same thought process. 

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