We've been struggling to knuckle down and come up with a new soap (mainly because Mr. Sudsalot keeps drinking the ingredients), but now that Ruthie has the whiskey, rum, wine, & beer under lock and key she can tell him to focus.....
When someone will not stay on task tell them to F.O.C.U.S.! Otherwise known as Fuck Off Cockwaffle; U Suck!
IMPORTANT TIP: USE YOUR “INNER VOICE” IF YOU ARE A TEACHER, PARENT, OR WORK IN RETAIL.
Ingredients: Olive Oil, Distilled Water, Forbidden Root Botanic Beer, Coconut Oil, Avocado Oil, Sodium Hydroxide, Castor Oil, & Poppy Seeds.
Essential Oils of: Eucalyptus Globulus, Peppermint, Basil, Spearmint, & Thyme.
*Focus can easily be disrupted, except when it comes to boobs. Boobs prove men can focus on two things at once.
**Colors and patterns may vary.
***Handmade in Woodstock, IL
****Common sense tells me not to use dark naturally colored soaps with light colored washcloths or to allow the soap to sit in standing water. You should use this same thought process.