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Sementizer Gel Moisturizing Hand Sanitizer- Refills Only

Sementizer Gel Moisturizing Hand Sanitizer- Refills Only

$ 0.50

At this time this item can only be fulfilled in person in Woodstock, IL, and cannot be shipped.

We couldn't help ourselves. It just looks so much like, well, you know. But in all seriousness, this stuff is pretty awesome! Soft & sanitized hands is what you'll have after using Sementizer!

The price is $0.50 per ounce and you provide a clean container. Please call 815.333.6901 to schedule a pickup time.

Ingredients:

72% Alcohol (kills the germs), Water, Aloe (skin soother), Propylene Glycol(keeps moisture in the mixture), Hydroxyethylcellulose(gelling agent), & Hyaluronic Acid(moisturizer).

DO NOT INJECT, INGEST, USE ON GENITALS, USE FOR COOKING, USE AS HAIR GEL, USE AS MAKEUP REMOVER, OR FOR MIXOLOGY.

Side effects include a false sense of security or protection against the Rona, Kung Flu, & morons. Wash your bloody hands as soon as you get home!

 

Handmade in Woodstock, IL by Jackass Charm


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