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Haggard Ass Sachet

$ 12.00

It's time to promote relaxation for your haggard and plum tuckered ass. This sachet is filled with extra large sea salt crystals and includes a 10ml bottle of our exclusively blended essential oils for your relaxation needs.

DIRECTIONS: Please follow carefully. Hang your Haggard Ass Sachet from your bathtub's spout. Turn water on ensuring the water runs over the sachet dissolving salt rocks. Add desired amount of provided essential oil blend to satisfy your olfactory system creating the perfect conditions for relaxation.

* If your tub is a pathetic depth of shallow, drop sachet into tub to reap benefits.

CAUTIONS: For external use only. Keep out of reach of children. If pregnant or under a doctor's care, consult your physician.

INGREDIENTS: Extra Large Sea Salt Crystals.

Essential Oil Blend Ingredients:

Hoity Toity: Lavendula Officinalis Hybrida (Lavender) & Citrus Limon (Lemon). 

L'arrogance: Lauris Nobilis (Bay Leaf), Citrus Sinensis (Orange), & Cedrus Deodora (Himalayan Cedarwood).

Spa Bunny: Salvia Scarlea (Clary Sage), Lavendula Officinalis Hybrida (Lavender), Citrus Hystrix (Petitgrain), & Ocimum Basilicum (Basil).

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