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Perfect Head In The Bed Of A Pickup Foaming Soap

$ 8.00

Perfect Head Foaming Liquid Soap is perfect for those of you who need your all-natural product in neat and tidy packaging, or for those who only put the good soap in the guest bathroom leaving the crap for your family. Perfect Head foaming soap is cleansing, moisturizing, and smells amazing. As you well know, the magic is in the head. Yes, this ejaculator is eager to please both parties. Don't fret if your guest is one of those obsessive pumpers who just can't leave well enough alone. After 2 pumps even they will be satisfied. As you will be too, knowing they have just used the all-natural, skin-loving ingredients you can pronounce and recognize, & preservative-free soap. Well done host or hostess. You have officially out-smarted the guest! Don't be surprised if they return for another round of Perfect Head during their stay.  

Ingredients: Distilled Water, Castor Oil, Avocado Oil, Safflower Oil, Potassium Hydroxide, Coconut Oil, Citric Acid, & Essential Oils.

What do they smell like you ask?

  • In A Submarine - Bergamot, Lavender, & Lemongrass
  • In A Tent - Rosemary, Lemongrass, Geranium Rose, & Lavender
  • In The Bed Of A Pickup - Lemon & Lavender
  • In An Accelerating Car - Blood Orange & Ginger
  • On A Massage Table - Clary Sage, Petitgrain, Lavender, & Basil
  • In A Dorm Room - Patchouli, Rose, & Bergamot
  • In A B&B - Orange & Cinnamon Bark 
  • In The Shower - Grapefruit, Bergamot, Lime & Spearmint

Do not store in direct sunlight. It's kinda like a mogwai; the soap's essential oils don't like bright light either.


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