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Sasquat Toilet Elixir

$ 12.99

Finally, you can take a sh*t without smelling like sh*t...or flowers.

Centuries of research shows that you have a better chance of glimpsing the mighty Bigfoot himself than sniffing out a pile of his fresh, steamy butt nuggets. If you're wondering how our bearded-bodied bro's are crackin' off butt bazookas right under our noses, then look no further. Introducing Turdcules' Sasquat Toilet Elixir. Used by man, but made for a Living Legend.


  • Turdcules Sasquat Toilet Elixir
  • Smells like Camping & Living Legends
  • Really smells like Woodland Berries & a cacophony of Evergreen Trees
  • 100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
  • Proudly Made in the USA

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