Dear Spa Bunny,
Your mollycoddle days have taken their toll. It's time to cut the crap and reclaim your confidence and humility. This bar of soap is your bridge to reality because it is possible to take care of your mind, body, & soul without relying on the assistance or service of another person.
P.S. All that extra time (from travel & wait times) and money you'll have on your hands can be devoted to being a prettier person on the inside instead of the outside.
Ingredients: Olive Oil, Distilled Water, Coconut Oil, Avocado Oil, Pink Himalayan Sea Salt, Sodium Hydroxide, Kelp Powder, Castor Oil, & Bentonite Clay.
Essential Oils of: Clary Sage, Lavender, Petitgrain, & Basil.