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Ursa After Shave

$ 6.00

Ursa After Shave is a slightly acidic, alcohol-based aftershave. It's supposed to reduce inflammation, restore pH balance, and moisturize, but we make no claims that it does such things. You're smart; look at the ingredients and make up your own mind.

That being said, here is our guarantee:

Groveling sexual advances are not promised nor guaranteed, that's just fucking ridiculous.

Directions: SHAKE WELL before each use. Use after shaving to help restore balance and moisture to your devilishly handsome mug.

Ingredients: Witch Hazel, Glycerin, Everclear, Sodium Lactate 60.

Essential Oils:

Ursa Splash - Cedarwood, Bergamot, & Oakmoss Absolute.

Ursa Mellow - Orange, Eucalyptus Globulus, Pink Grapefruit, Lime, & Wormwood.

Ursa Bereft - Sadly, none; some folks don't want to mask their own awesome scent.

*Ground shipping only.


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